I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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