you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
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