Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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