that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Before you become official, we should get a hotel room and fuck our brains out. Sort of like a going away party for your penis.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
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