idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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