Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
how does that bad decision feel?
Apparently i'm now known as the kid who was double fisting tequila and pedialyte.
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