I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Randomize
