Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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