and next time when you feel me up, do it right
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
Just showed my drunk fiancé where I got circumcised, she's been crying for twenty minutes.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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