Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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