I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
We're like two naked peas in a sex pod.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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