Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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