O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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