I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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