bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
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