Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I'm literally trapped as the little spoon on a mattress on the floor of an unfinished basement with a professional athlete snoring in my hair
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