nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
You know, be my cock's hype man.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I currently don't understand fingers.
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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