I think scott just propositioned me for sex
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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