oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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