I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
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