Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Reggie can tackle my bush.
i feel like my life is a cheap remake of American Pie
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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