I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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