My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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