i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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