Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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