oh god the rape fog is back!
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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