whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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