i may or may not be watching the land before time
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
You can't just snapchat me a picture of a pregnancy test and then not answer your phone
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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