Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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