pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
false alarm. still invincible.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
I can't remember the last time I saw a penis in person that I didn't see a million times on text first
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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