I wish life had little blips of pornography
I'm 99% sure I high fived a girl over mashed potatoes last night
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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