The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
my dad just told me that a lesbian kissed my mom at a bar last year
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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