Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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