Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
The air taste purple.
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