Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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