ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Non-Jews are for practice
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
A valentines day commercial would come on while I'm masturbating...
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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