My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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