shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
Congratulations, I drank so much for your birthday that I'm shitting blood.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
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