So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
It's 2017. Get with the program. Also remind me never to get margaritas with you ever on Cinco de Mayo.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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