I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
FYI: if you have sex in your room with the light on, we can totally see your shadows from the parking lot
Your boyfriend has good rhythm though.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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