After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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