That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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