another moral hangover. fuck.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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