We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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