Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
