i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
You screamed out "happy birthday Jesus" followed by chugging Bacardi straight out the bottle
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