two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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