No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
do herpes really smell.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Randomize
