Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
Naked Twister starts at high noon
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
he sneezed into my face mid-kiss
Bless his heart
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
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