using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Good news y'all just straight up snorted 2 adderall and I'm not a real being on this plane of existence anymore and I'm ready for finals
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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