when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Making friends with the guy who had alcohol-infused whipped cream was the best decision I made all night.
You kept shouting about how you were the king of all bitches...and doors, for some reason.
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