Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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