if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
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