how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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